I know this isn’t the most recent news out there but Chuck Norris has stopped taking his meds, and it is not looking good.  The man is in belief of Obama trying to make a “one world order” that would take money away from our country and give it to third world countries.

And as if that delusion isn’t enough he and his wife are fighting to try to have Bible studies in public schools.  Um Chuck?  Haven’t you heard of a little thing called Separation of Church and State?  You haven’t?  Oh so what about private schools?  You certainly have heard of them I assume.  These types of schools usually have some sort of Bible study or religion classes.  If you are so concerned with kids “learning” about the Bible then pony up and pay for them to go to private school your damn self.

So with these recent events that make Chuck no longer look like the manly icon that he was across the internet for so long I think a new hero is needed.  Someone new to take the reigns of the internet community and not leave us disappointed.  For this position I can think of only one man, Lou Ferrigno.

Now you might be asking yourself, “Why Lou Ferrigno?”  Well I’m glad you asked because I was all set to explain why.

First off he’s American.  Just like Chuck Norris, this is a necessity as Americans embody all that is bad ass.  Lou can eat red, white and blue crayons (they still make the white ones right?) and shit out an American flag.  Don’t ask where the cloth comes from.  He’s Lou Ferrigno.

Secondly and lastly, he’s the fucking Hulk!  You piss that man off and he doesn’t need a third fist behind his beard.  He turn green, wears ripped up clothes and fucks peoples’ days up.

Ladies and gentleman of the interwebs.  I give to you our new savior.  Lou Ferrigno!