2016: The Dumpster Fire of Dumpster Fires
It’s 12:00 am on January 1st, 2015 in your respective time zone. Chances are pretty high that you are kissing a loved one, raising an adult beverage, doling out hugs with little regard to how well you know the recipient and likely exclaiming “Happy New Year” because it’s what we do. Over the next hour […]
Despair. Reflect. Rebuild.
It’s 5:30 in the morning. I’ve been awake since 3. I’m not drunk, anymore. The girlfriend is upstairs trying to get some sleep and here I am, writing, trying –like you– to make sense of this all. Did I mention that it’s 5:30 in the fucking morning? We know what happened, we can admit that […]
Self Depricating Pumpkin Beer Drinkers
Pumpkin beers have never been my thing. This really doesn’t mean a whole lot to the general public considering other things that I dislike that many enjoy include the NBA, BuzzFeed lists and Game of Thrones (ok I don’t dislike it but just haven’t watched it nor want to). So excuse me if I have […]
De-Evolution of a Proper Beer Pour
Pouring a proper beer can be an art form. Hell it can even win you competitions as evidenced by my friend Brian winning the National Duvel Pouring Competition a few years back. Look at that sexy beast…and Brian. I mean he won a trip to Belgium for that. Yes pouring the perfect Duvel is slightly […]
Just Give Me the Damn Price!
Shopping through the internet has made life more simple than handing over your Google account information to the maker of the Pokemon Go app. I can sit in my bed, on my couch or even the throne and make purchases that will then be shipped to my house. I don’t have to put clothes on, […]