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June 25th, 2008

Guy Ritchie needs to get back to gangster films.

Posted by MikeJurewicz in Movies

Over the weekend I took some time to take in the Guy Ritchie’s movie Snatch for the second time.  The first time through I really enjoyed it but had a hard time understanding some of the dialoge.  Between some thick English accents to crazy pikey dialect done by Brad Pitt’s character, Mikey, it can make your head spin at times to try to figure out what they are saying.  But this time I made it a priority that I pay attention to the words and I must say that I enjoyed the movie even more the second time around.

The cast is just packed full of talented actors who all interact extremely well with each other.  Conversations between Turkish and Tommy are brilliant but possibly out done by the three some of Sol, Vince and Tyrone.  The gang of bubbling crooks just can’t seem to get along for long enough to get anything done and the results are hilarious.

This movie coupled along with Ritchie’s previous gangster film, Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrells, are some of the best done gangster films I have ever seen.  It of course is no Godfather but it’s not trying to be.  It seems to take a more realistic approach in that things are going to go wrong at some point and you have to deal with them.  Maybe this is in a more hiliarious manner that they take care of things but even still.  This film has it all in my opinion.

I was just reading that a new Ritchie movie entitled RocknRolla is due out in October, probably just in England at first. It is supposedly suppose to be back in the same vein as Lock Stock and Snatch. I look very much forward to seeing this one and think Ritchie has niche for this gangster/comedy films.

And I have included a nice video of some of the funniest moments of the film for your enjoyment.

June 19th, 2008

Tom Waits

Posted by MikeJurewicz in Music

So Tom Waits started a limited US tour on Tuesday and I am again disappointed that he will not be coming far enough down south.  He hits Jacksonville, FL and Atlanta, GA and would consider going to those but I will be in Pennsylvania on those days.  I would highly recommend anyone in the following areas to go see him if possible.  He is truly one of the greatest American singer/song writers in history.

  • Tuesday, June 17, 2008 - Phoenix, Arizona
  • Wednesday, June 18, 2008 - Phoenix, Arizona
  • Friday, June 20, 2008 - El Paso, Texas
  • Sunday, June 22, 2008 - Houston, Texas
  • Monday, June 23, 2008 - Dallas, Texas
  • Wednesday, June 25, 2008 - Tulsa, Oklahoma
  • Thursday, June 26, 2008 - St Louis, Missouri
  • Saturday, June 28, 2008 - Columbus, Ohio
  • Sunday, June 29, 2008 - Knoxville, Tennessee
  • Tuesday, July 1, 2008 - Jacksonville, Florida
  • Wednesday, July 2, 2008 - Mobile, Alabama
  • Thursday, July 3, 2008 - Birmingham, Alabama
  • Saturday, July 5, 2008 - Atlanta, Georgia

And for your enjoyment a video of Tom playing Make It Rain back awhile ago on the Letterman show.


June 10th, 2008

Reporter turns ghetto in 3 seconds

Posted by MikeJurewicz in Comedy


I heard this on the radio this morning and just had to look up the video. Got a really good laugh from it.

June 10th, 2008

Bands on a Plane

Posted by MikeJurewicz in Comedy, Music

I think the title says it all. I’m going to put bands on a plane in this entry. But the big twist is that the plane is doomed. It’s going to crash and this time no Lynyrd Skynyrd or Randy Rhoads are going to be on it. And this is all figuratively and not personal. I have nothing against most of these bands personally, I just can’t stand their music. I don’t wish actual harm upon them.

So now board Flight 666 to 4 acres of concrete.

  • Steve Miller Band - I love classic rock but I absolutely can’t stand this band. It just feels like they are trying so hard to be stoner, experimental rock but just fail miserably. The are the bastard step brothers or Pink Floyd and the Dead. Anytime I hear an opening riff to a song by them I immediately change the channel. I actually almost shot myself in the face when one time I changed the classic rock station I was listening to from a song of theirs to the other classic rock station and got smacked in the head by another Steve Miller song.
  • Styx - Another “classic rock” band and I use that lightly. These guys are the farthest thing from rock that I have seen from that era. I want to blame this band for almost all bubble gum pop that has since come out. Hearing “IIIIIIII’M SAAAAAILING AWAY!” makes me want to take shots of Jack and go on a spree of slashing tired and throwing infants at Palm Tran buses.
  • Korn - While yes I was a fan on them back in my high school days I have grown up and realized just how much this band poisons the earth. These guys must not have gotten the memo that Nu Metal is dead and that we are putting cover letters on all TPS reports. A guitarist left and became a huge Jesus freak. I was hoping he would have drowned in that river he got baptized in. The drummer left and they truck on. The get a new drummer and a new guitarist but they don’t even allow the guitarist to stand on stage with them during shows!!?? How egotistical do you have to be? Not giving up is usually a good trait but I have never begged so much for someone to please, please quit.
  • ICP - Not really a band because you have to play instruments to be called one but nonetheless. They rap about nonsense that of course teens with nothing better to do can relate to and give them a reason to paint their faces and drink high sugared soft drinks. And when they aren’t making a mockery of hip hop they are shitting on pro wrestling by stepping foot in rings and even starting their own promotion. I watched a video of Jim Cornette rip them new ones when they interrupted an interview he was giving and it was great. And while I’m at it I would like to put the silly hatchet guy logo on the plane too. I know you can’t really kill a logo but I would love nothing more than to not have to see some fucking girl at a gas station or grocery store with that damn thing tattooed on their tit or arm of forehead.
  • Almost all quasi hardcore/metalcore/emo bands - That shit got so ridiculously out of control. You had a new flavor of the week band popping up every….well week. Lots of these bands were filled with kids who couldn’t have been playing a guitar more than 6 months and jumped straight to dropped tunings before ever attempting to play in standard. Add this with horrible song structure including overdone breakdowns that seem to last a fortnight and “crucial” sing alongs. I’m also going to add in wearing skin tight girl jeans, which is okay if you have a vagina, and wearing make up, which again is okay if you have a vagina. Hey thanks for ruining heavy music and making it impossible to find a group of people that want to play good heavy music and not care about success or image. Good job guys!
  • Disturbed - I always find it funny when people making fun of screaming for not being able to understand them when the lead singer of Disturbed just straight up says things that are not words at all. His rapping monkey vocals make me continually think we are de-evolving and are that much closer to making Mike Judge’s movie Idiocracy become real life. These guys took nu metal and mixed it with leather pants and studs of the hair metal days and added dumb looking labret piercings to top it off. He needs to either sign a promissory note that he will never sing again or needs to have his lips pierced shut.
  • Bob Rock - Technically known more as a producer but is a musician. Rock’s claim to fame is producing all Metallica albums from the Black Album up to St. Anger, he also played bass on the last album. Anyone that knows Metallica knows those were the worst albums for the band. Metallica lost their edge and some absolutely shitty songs came out of their sessions with Rock. I mean they wrote a sequel to a song for fuck’s sake. While yes Lars was probably a douche before he met Rock, Rock single handedly brought one of the best metal bands of the time to their knees and turned them into a warehouse for singles and less than stellar musicianship.
  • Godsmack - These guys not only play absolutely horrid music but Sully is possibly the biggest egomaniac on the earth. I think he truly believes he is a rock god. I read an interview with him a year or two ago where the person conducting the interview just ripped into Sully. He called him a hypocrite for his views on the war and the troops. He continually trips over his own words and keeps digging himself deeper. His treatment of CKY while on tour with the Deftones was grade A dick. And when I heard their cover of Zeppelin’s “Good Times Bad Times” I wished that I had cancer in a bottle to spray on every person in might before turning it on myself. You can read the interview by going here.

Well that’s it for this piece hope you got a good laugh. I definitely did and a little angry. I hope I don’t see any babies today.

June 3rd, 2008

Lost Season 4 Finale

Posted by MikeJurewicz in TV

For the benefit of those that have not seen the finale I will put this all under a cut so that I don’t spoil it for anyone that has not seen the episode and wants to.

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June 2nd, 2008

EliteXC on CBS

Posted by MikeJurewicz in MMA, Uncategorized

Last night was being hyped as one of the most important nights in MMA history as EliteXC became the first MMA organization to be shown on network television. Leading up to the card a majority of the hype was built around the street fighting internet “phenom” Kimbo Slice and his match against James Thompson. In my mind I think more hype should have been put into Robbie Lawler and his title match against Scott Smith or Gina Carano against Kaitlyn Young but they put the emphasis on what sells and Kimbo sells.

I tuned in about an hour late as I was watching the Phillies game (god damn Marlins). I turned on just in time for the start of the female match with Carano against Young. Both look in great shape and prepared and Carano is a cutie that packs a punch. She came out quick with lots of front kicks to Young who was on the defense most of the match but did get some good punches and a couple high kicks in. But Gina was just to much and the match was halted by doctors after the second round. Carano is in my opinion like the Danica Patrick of MMA. She is a great looking girl that is also very good at what she does. She admits she didn’t get as much training as she would have liked because of American Gladiator tapings (her name is Crush on the show). I would love to see her with full preparation. But not to take anything away from Kaitlyn Young who was very impressive as well.

Next was Kimbo hype but if there is one thing I like about Kimbo is he doesn’t seem like he wants to hype himself. He is very quite and soft spoken and just wants his actions to speak for him. He pretty much just said he was prepared and wanted to fight. He also threw a shout out to Gina.

Up next was the EliteXC Middleweight Championship fight as the champion Robbie Lawler took on Scott Smith. They built up both as heavy hitters with Smith being seen more as “I”m going in there and going to try to knock him out fast” type of guy while Lawler was being built up as the calculating predator and waiting for his strikes. The match started off a little slow with both men seemingly sizing each other up but once they got going Lawler showed every reason why he is the champ. He waited and counter attacked almost every Smith attempt. He gave great body kicks that were visibly hurting and staggering Smith. Smith seemed lucky to survive the first round and the commentators and probably the fans were just wondering how quick would it take for Lawler to finish Smith off. But Smith came out in round two a completely different fighter. He started going on the offensive and hit Lawler with a pretty good high kick that wobbled the champ. After round two I would say it was one round to each fighter. In the third round both men came out swinging and you knew they were both going for the knockout until Lawler accidentally poked Smith in the eye. Right away you saw Lawler say he hit him in the eye and apologize. Now rules state that a fighter who is poked in the eye has up to five minutes of recovery time. Maybe two and a half or three minutes into the time the doctor says the fight is over. Smith surprisingly begged for the fight not to end this way. Lawler at the same time looked very upset as he did not want it to go this way. The athletic commissioner gave a statement saying that Smith on two occasions said he could not see so they called the fight. While I agree in looking out for the well being of the fighter they did not at all allow Smith his full five minutes. And by rule a title match must go at least three full rounds to go to the judges score cards. So since it only went about two and a half it was ruled a no contest. It was a shame the match ended this way and you could tell both fighters and the fans were upset by it as well. Loud “bullshit” chants rung out through the arena. Lawler was censored for saying some non network friendly words as well. But EliteXC president Gary Shaw showed some class by announcing that they would schedule a rematch as soon as possible and that he would be paying both fighters their winning bonuses.

Next up and rounding out the night was the “Main Event” between Kimbo Slice and James Thompson.  I was noticing around this time that it was well after 11:00 pm EST, the time the show was suppose to be over at.  There were long, obnoxious hype videos and even longer and more obnoxious introductions, how many fucking nicknames do you have to give a guy before the announcer just says his damn name?

Now I have seen Thompson in action before.  He is known to the Japanese fans as Gong and Dash.  When Thompson fought in Pride he would very typically start his fights right at the opening bell running across the ring (or cage) in a flurry.  My first experience of seeing Thompson, a 12 second match with him being knocked out by Aleksander Emelianenko, the brother of possibly the best heavyweight fighter in the world Fedor.  One thing Thompson in notorious for is having a possible weak jaw.  He usually wins big or loses even bigger but he does have wins in his career over Dan Severn, Don Frye and Hidehiko Yoshida, all world class fighters.  I think it was with good reason Thompson was chosen as the opponent for Kimbo.  He has some skill, more than Kimbo’s previous opponents, but has proven he can get knocked out rather easily.

Now right as the fight was about to begin you couldn’t help but notice the extremely large cauliflowered left ear of Thompson.  I have seen plenty of cauliflower ears on fighters before but this was like a golf ball on his ear.  Why did he not have this drained before the fight?  Anyone think it may have anything to do with the EliteXC wanting Kimbo to burst that thing open?  I’ll leave that to you to speculate but there were plenty of fishy things about this fight which I will be getting to.

Round one starts and luckily we don’t see the typical Gong and Dash from Thompson.  They stay on their feet for a little bit until Thompson very easily takes Kimbo to the ground, so very early on we get to see what type of ground game Kimbo has.  Kimbo was very mediocre at best on the ground.  He did get an escape and tried a guillotine choke but really just didn’t know what to do.

Round two was when things really started to make the match look fixed.  Thompson dominated this round.  Thompson had Kimbo in a guillotine of his own at one point where it clearly looked like Kimbo tapped out but the match went on and Kimbo escaped.  Thompson took Kimbo down with ease and on a few occasions pinned both of Kimbo’s arms to the ground and rained down elbows to Kimbo’s face, many of which were completely unblocked.  During one of these flurries I could clearly hear the referee tell the fighters to get busy or he was going to stand them up.  How could he say that?  Thompson is just beating into Kimbo.  If anything the fight should have been stopped with a win for Thompson because Kimbo was not defending himself at all.  The round ended with Kimbo pretty much being saved by the bell.

Now one thing we didn’t know at the time but know now is that even after Thompson dominated the second round, with one judge even scoring the round 10-8 in favor of Thompson, there was still one judge that scored the round 10-9 in favor of Kimbo.  I never knew you could win a round getting beaten up.  You learn something new everyday.

Well the third round starts and by this point both fighters are winded badly.  Both men are swinging wildly and as many thought, boom, Thompson’s ear is busted open.  Blood is pouring down his face as they exchange blows.  Thompson takes another uppercut and the ref decides that is it and steps in.  Almost immediately Thompson pushes the ref furious that the fight was stopped.  While Thompson may have ended up getting knocked out a few seconds later I think the match was prematurely stopped.  Thompson was landing strikes as well as being hit at the same time.  Kimbo collapsed to the mat in exhaustion and once again the crowd seemed very disappointed in the result.  It was almost as if the fans turned on Kimbo through the fight.

At this point I was tired and didn’t want to see any post match bullshit so I went to bed.  This was an extremely disappointing event for something that was suppose to be a big deal.  There was way to much talk and hype videos, the introductions were painfully long and there were some very bizarre decisions made in a couple of the matches.  My friend Lane has been hyping EliteXC for months to me after he had seen a show or two on Showtime but after seeing this event I was left with a bad taste in my mouth.  Not at the fault of the fighters because they put their hearts into this but at EliteXC and CBS.  While EliteXC has some very good fighters like Robbie Lawler, Scott Smith, Gina Carano and Nick Diaz (who did not fight at this event) they just do not have the quality of fighters as the UFC or WEC.  And shame on CBS for buying into the EliteXC as portraying themselves as the big leagues when they really are no where close to the product provided the the aforementioned promotions.  The Kimbo fight had no business being in the main event.  The two matches previous to the main event were main event caliber matches but that was all they had to offer.

If CBS decides to continue showing EliteXC a lot is going to have to be done.  EliteXC needs to either get better talent or showcase the talent they have already.  Yes Tito Ortiz is out there and available and so is Fedor but their price tags are huge and Tito I believe is passed his prime and doesn’t even seem like he has the desire to fight anymore.  And bring in Fedor would make a mockery of any of their heavyweight talent they currently have and show immediately that they lack the depth on their roster.  EliteXC needs to showcase Lawler, Diaz, Smith, Carano and shit put Frank Shamrock back in the cage instead of the damn commentary box.

If you want to see great fighting I would recommend two amazing cards in July.  First is the UFC event on July 5th as Rampage Jackson takes on Forrest Griffin and secondly is the Affliction show that will see Fedor take on Tim Sylvia and Josh Barnett take on Pedro Rizzo.

Well that’s it for my rant on the EliteXC network debut.  I got asked to do a blog about Lost which I will do a little later on, maybe today or tomorrow.

May 29th, 2008

Podcast

Posted by MikeJurewicz in Music, Podcast

So I decided to make a second post today.  One on a bit of a brighter note than the last.

I recently started thinking back to an old dream of mine to be a radio DJ.  It just always came across as a career that I would really like to do because of my love for music.  But unfortunately modern radio is just utter crap.  DJs have little to no control over what is played on the airwaves and most just come across as complete tools that have the station manager’s hand up their ass like a little puppet.  And I have absolutely zero intentions on playing the latest cut from the Red Jumpsuit Apparashit whatever the fuck they are so working in a normal radio station just seems out of the question.  So I came up with an idea, I could make my own weekly podcast where I would play music that I want to play and talk about music that matters to me.

I brought the idea up to my friend Wurm who does a lot of work with websites and just overall online technology and he seemed thrilled to here me say that because he was thinking of the same thing.  So he has started looking for some good programs to do the recording and hopefully in a few weeks we will have our first musical podcast.  We haven’t decided on a name or how long each episode will be but I can tell you that there will be no musical format other than just stuff that we like and think you would like or think that you should give your time to listen to.  So you will hear anything from rock to indie to instrumental to punk to hip hop to whatever.  If we like it and think it rocks we will play it.

Once I have more information for you I will sure to let you know.  In the meantime get ready.

May 29th, 2008

When it Rains it Pours

Posted by MikeJurewicz in Mike Jurewicz

It’s been a little longer than I would have liked since my last blog.  I was absolutely intending on researching a topic I was given by someone to write about but then life got in the way.

Due to all the brush fires here in Florida and the smoke that travels with it my allergies have been bothering me lately, a lot last week.  This caused me to break off plans with a friend of mine and then get called a “flake” because of it.  Always lovely to not be believed when are you aren’t feeling good.  Oh but I only wish that was the end of my horrible day that day.  A mere hour or so later I was called and told that my last remaining grandparent, my grandma, had passed away.  While yes she had taken a turn for the worse in the days previous to that and we kind of expected it it was still upsetting.  A call to a person that normally makes me feel better when I’m down was futile as she was busy and didn’t call me back.

The next day didn’t go much better as I was just still beat up about the whole situation.  I took offense to somethings said about my friend and stuck up for him.  It only made things worse as people became pissed off at me for just sticking up for a friend.  I apologized for how childish I was because I was just in a horrid mood but it seems to have fallen on deaf ears.

The entire trip to PA I felt like I was in a daze, yes I did drink a lot and that may account for some of it.  My mind and heart were racing a mile a minute every moment of the day.  I stood at the funeral just wishing that she was there to hold my hand and tell me that everything is going to be alright.  I laid in bed or on a couch each night just wishing she would call me or text me.  I walked around Peddler’s Village seeing Marilyn Monroe memorabilia and little Irish trinkets that I wanted to buy and give to her.  I felt emptier than I have ever felt in my life.  I was so sad and depressed that I couldn’t even cry.  I tried believe me.

I’ve come back to Florida and it just continues still.  I have to work this weekend and it doesn’t even bother me like it normally would.  I had no desires that I wanted to move back up there but then don’t even feel at home here.  I wish I had something to show me a way.  Maybe just a hint.

I have made mistakes in my life and it’s like she punishes me so much for making a mistake.  Like I’m suppose to be perfect.  I’ll be the first to admit I’m not.  I make my apologies but I don’t know if anyone believes me.  Yet when people make mistakes towards me I’m always willing to forgive but no one even seems they need to apologize.  What has happened to mankind?  What has happened to kindness?  Am I a dying breed?

May 14th, 2008

How to Cook a Baby

Posted by MikeJurewicz in Comedy, Cooking

Well I figured I’d go ahead and make a posting about the first request I got. Mariah would like to know a good recipe for baby. She seems to be having a hard time finding one.

I agree, good baby recipes are hard to come by now and days. So here is a delectable dish of Baby Braised in Wine but first the appetizer of Baby Stew.

Baby Stew
Ingredients
- three pounds of baby (chop it up we know that no baby is that small, refrigerate the rest for later)
- 6 small onions, chopped
- 1 bay leaf
- ½ cup chopped celery
- 2 tsp. salt
- 2 cups diced carrots
- 3 raw potatoes, cut up
- 3 tbs. flour
- 1 tbs. chopped parsley

Directions
Clean baby and soak in salted water. Drain, disjoint it in pieces for serving and place in a large kettle with onions, bay leaf, celery and salt. Cover with cold water and cook slowly until tender, about two hours. Add chopped carrots and potatoes and continue cooking until these vegetables are done. Smooth flour with a little cold water and add slowly. When thickened, add chopped parsley and serve.

Baby Braised in Wine
Ingredients
- 2 babies, cut into serving pieces (go with 6 month olds if you can, I know they may be harder to get a hold of but they are much more tender)
- Salt and pepper
- Flour
- 2 tbs. olive oil
- 2 onions, sliced
- 2 cloves garlic, minced
- 6 carrots, peeled and sliced
- 1 lb. fresh mushrooms, sliced
- 2 tbs. fresh parsley, minced
- ¼ tsp. thyme
- ½ tsp. oregano, rubbed
- 4 bay leaves
- 2 cups dry white wine

Directions
- Preheat oven to 350º. Salt and pepper baby and coat with flour.
- Place oil, onions, garlic, carrots and mushrooms in large casserole dish.
- Place baby on top of vegetables. Sprinkle with parsley, thyme and oregano.
- Add bay leaves and wine. Cover and bake 1 hour or until baby is tender. (more tender than it naturally already is)
- Remove bay leaves before serving. Servings: 6-8

May 14th, 2008

Give me some ideas folks

Posted by MikeJurewicz in Mike Jurewicz

I’ve been trying to think of stuff to write about lately but I guess I’m drawing a blank. I want to do some rants or reviews. I know some of my friends like it when I go off on rants about things that bug me. So here is where you come in.

- Send me an email at mike@mikejurewicz.com
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- I will include your name in the post. If you don’t want it please just say so.

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