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May 30

Roy Halladay Will Be Taking Over the World

Posted on Sunday, May 30, 2010 in Sports

History was made last night as Roy Halladay led the future 2010 World Series Champion Philadelphia Phillies to a perfect game.  I’ve been saying this man is a machine for quite some time.  But I think only now is Halladay himself realizing this.  He must have had a close brush with a razor while shaving that revealed his true metal self in the cut.  Now he knows he can truly not be defeated.  Too bad for the Marlins they had to be the first victims of this discovery.

I don’t have a lot else to say other than it is only a matter of time before Doc is pitching every inning of every game for us.  He already pitches all innings in his loses.  Well those days are done.  The rest of the pitching staff will just sit back and watch as this man/machine takes over baseball.  Then after baseball, the world!